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-Carlin Joke Today-
I'm gettin' tired of guys who smoke pipes. When is this shit gonna be outlawed? Some fuckin’ guy with a pipe! It's an arrogant act to place a burning barrier between you and the rest of the world. Smoking a pipe is supposed to imply thoughtfulness or intelligence. It's hardly intelligent to stand around with a controlled fire sticking out of your mouth. I say, "Hey, professor! You want somethin' hot to suck on? Call me! I'll give ya somethin' to put in your mouth!" I think these pipe-smokers ought to just move on to the next level and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with sucking dicks. Women do it, men do it. It can't be all bad if everybody's doing it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.
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